ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via onemoresun)

candygrahm asked:

I see you over there. Posting assassins creed and whatnot. What you don't know is I played through the first four games in under a week. It's no great feat but lemme tell you. The ships. Oh my lord, the ships. o_o

shuttershades! full of swagger!grimBeatBoxiliatrix Answer:

-whispers- the shipppsssssss

I still ship Ezionardo which sucks because AC2 and AC, and then AC unity are p much the only games I don’t own… and then unity I haven’t played bc Xbox one >:C

but yes omg the ships


Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

(via miscomputational)



i get that everyone has their own preferences in terms of what characters they like and don’t like

but why relentlessly hate on connor, aveline, desmond or any of the other assassins when you can hate on this motherfucker


he has only two plates on his bracer what a loser