My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
how did i forget about this i’m crying
When I thought of all the ways my life could go wrong, reading fanfiction about pregnant men at three in the morning was not on the top of my list
hey straight people how’s that going for you?
fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?
it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off
at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween
josh peck is literally my favorite person